There’s a song by John Hartford called "Corn Cob Blues", from a 1967 album.
The song’s about a cowboy singer promoting the wedding of a member of his backing crew, and the thoughts of the groom during the run-up to the ceremony. Presumably the wedding is to be a public ticketed occasion, a bit like one of Hank Williams’ 2nd wedding ceremonies, which was held in the New Orleans Civic Auditorium.
It’s an odd story, and makes for a good quirky song, but does anyone know if there’s a real story behind it? It also mentions "Hurricane Apple", which I think was never a real hurricane.