The job: Somewhere trying to convince folks that GIS isn't the be all and end all of work, and actually DATA counts for something more. Getting them past that hurdle results in interesting experiences.

QGIS/ PostGIS/ SQL/ R+/ Python/ CADCORP/ ArcView/ and a variety of Forensic Archaeology tools whose names I've completely forgotten as I don't need to reconstruct heads anymore.

The other job: Acting - most famous for being Hagrid in the Deathly Hallows part two and randomly appearing as a White Walker here and there for GoT. UK music fans may have seen in Buzzcocks or on the stage screaming into a microphone.