• 1983: Apple II hacker
• 1997: brief stint as a Mac programmer
• 1997-2011: never touched a Mac
• mid-2011: work laptop upgraded, from Dell/WinXP to MacBook Pro.

OMG, I'm a newbie again.

But at least I don't have to learn Windows 7, muddle through wi-fi errors and nVidia driver blue screens, and fight corporate "group policy" just to get my work done.